why couldn’t the clams have sex?
one of them had clamydia
(via tiffannnyy)
i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
(Source: foodnun, via tiffannnyy)
“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining
(via mr-wylie)
current emotion: i need money
(Source: thesyntaxkid, via mr-wylie)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via cringing)
